I’m just gonna sleep this off. The Badassery must be restored.
(Source: magnoliagordo815)
You disgust me, and my cat is bored with you.
(Source: brideofblacula)
Oh, you’ve GOT to be shitting me!
(Source: twelvecabinstwelvevacancies)
“What do you fuckers not understand about ‘quarantine?’ Fuck science! That thing is FUCKED!”
(Source: tonofstupidness)
“Rub my shoulders or I’ll blast you into the freezing, hellish abyss of space, you bitch.”
(Source: ahabhadhiswhale)
I mean…Ripley’s just so awesome I’m just overwhelmed thinking about her.
(Source: tabbybeard)
“I’ll stay underwater forever. I don’t give a fuck. Watch me.”
(Source: bangontarget)
For God so loved the world He gave his only begotten Ripley.
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